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SUPREME COURT KILLS TROUBLEMAKER GENERAL BENJAMIN BUTLER

NINE LIKELY SUSPECTS January 11, 1893 Washington, D.C. Someone has finally killed Ben Butler. The Rebels of New Orleans couldn’t do it; the Brahmins of Boston couldn’t do it; Confederate…