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- A good whipping! , Royals
- June 2, 1879
- 156 views
ROYAL NAVY ABOLISHES FLOGGINGS
WISTFUL DUKE OF CAMBRIDGE SAYS ENGLAND GETTING SOFT June 30, 1879 London The Duke of Cambridge, England’s top general, can’t believe the news: the Royal Navy has decided to stop…
- Royals , She loves badboys!
- February 20, 0449
- 145 views
PRINCESS HONORIA IN LOVE WITH ATTILA THE HUN; PLANS TO ELOPE
A MOTHER’S WORST NIGHTMARE 449 A.D. Ravenna, Italy Attila, the fearsome leader of the dreaded Huns, isn’t content with land and tribute. He wants the princess for his bride. And…
- Royals , Trustfund brat!
- January 1, 0560
- 138 views
SPOILED CROESUS SELLS DADDY’S COIN COLLECTION
HOCKS EVERYTHING TO PAY FOR PARTYING 560 B.C. Sardis, Lydia Kids these days. You just can’t give them anything nice. King Alyattes, when he wasn’t running the country, worked his…
- A lover not a fighter! , Royals
- February 18, 0261
- 147 views
VICTORIOUS KING ASOKA SORRY FOR WINNING WAR
WARRIOR-KING A PACIFIST 261 B.C. Pataliputra, India The Great King Asoka, ruler of all India, the most powerful king India has ever seen, has crushed the kingdom of Kalinga, destroying…
- Losers! , Royals
- August 17, 0480
- 143 views
XERXES CRUSHES SPARTANS AT THERMOPYLAE
300 NOT NEARLY ENOUGH August 17, 480 B.C. Thermopylae, Greece Xerxes, the great and mighty King of Persia, has defeated the Greeks, as we all knew he would. The Spartans,…
- Homewrecker! , Royals
- June 1, 1533
- 89 views
JILTED QUEEN KATHERINE REFUSES TO RETURN HER CROWN
OUT TO PASTURE June 1, 1533 London, England Now that King Henry’s new wife, Anne, has been crowned queen, what will become of his old wife, Katherine? Though it’s impossible…
